Amuseables Sports Soccer Ball

Amuseables Sports Soccer Ball is a born crowd-pleaser. Brought up on Saturday-league matches down at Preston Park, he's never happier than with muddy boots, socks hoiked high, and a chorus of cheers (or groans) ringing round the pitch.

A proud Brighton Seagulls old boy, he's never let a little fame go to his panels — always first to call a kickabout and last to leave the chip shop afterwards. He once met his American cousin, Amuseables Sports Football, and the pair spent a solid hour debating whether gloves were really necessary. (He says no. Proudly.)