Smudge Cow

Smudge Cow dreams of mastering her golf game. The outfit is immaculate, the stance carefully considered, and there's a quiet murmur of 'focus' before every swing that sounds almost professional.

The follow-through, however, usually involves a gentle lean against the golf cart and a long, contemplative gaze into the distance. Her style is best described as 'unhurried' — a few swings, a few snacks, and a scenic tour of the fairway without ever quite finishing a round. The odd ball does vanish into a pond now and then, but she'll assure you that's all part of the strategy.