Amuseables Asparagus

Amuseables Asparagus has set his sights on one grand ambition: collecting more world records than anyone ever has. His trophy shelf is already crowded — Speediest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Category), Longest Round of Courteous Clapping, and Most Cups of Tea Brewed Without Once Removing His Roller Skates.

Tips impeccably tidy and spirit forever soaring, he carries his trusty clipboard everywhere and lets his dreams grow tall. Just one more certificate, he's quite certain, and the title he's chased all along will finally be his: Most Determined Stalk in History.